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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY

I have no deep thoughts today. So, I have decided to repost my top 5 favorite Deep Thoughts of all time, those by Mr. Jack Handey: 

1) Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

2) I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

3) If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

4) Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.

5) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Amen Mr. Handey. Amen.

7 comments:

Rob Stennett said...

Which one's your favorite?

Kendal Franks said...

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think
a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me,
it's not.

Lisa said...
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Lisa said...

"Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books." ~ Jack Handy

Helen said...

"I think the saddest thing to see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend."

Steph said...

The birds seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

Chris Well said...

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did'."